Sex, Violence & the Wrong Mobility Scooter (Comedy-Action-Misadventure Ft. Granny Annie)

Would anyone be interested in the calamitous escapades of a mixed-race granny living in suburban Edinburgh? She's not young or white or beautiful so Granny Annie shouldn't even be the central character of a desperate, action-adventure tale of degeneracy, heroism (sort of), fear, confusion and global capitalist conspiracy.Would anyone give a second thought to a middle-(old)-aged woman minding her own business when fate, in the unpleasant guise of creepy crime boss Premature Pete comes a-knocking? But if you don't pay attention, you won't discover why this beetroot-pickling superstar Granny has to placate Carnal Carla, entertain Li'll Frankie and feed Big Bruce, while avoiding being brutally murdered in her own shed/garage/ lean-to thingy. The answers to all of these questions, and more, can be found in Sex, Violence & the Wrong Mobility Scooter. But be warned, Granny Annie's addictive adventures are just beginning!