Donald Trump and the Hairpiece of Evil

Selfless philanthropist Donald Trump would have done great things, but when an evil brain parasite that looks like the world's worst hairpiece crawls out of a swamp and attaches itself to his head, it transforms him into a raging egomaniac fueled by attention and negative energy. Almost overnight, he goes from being as humble a man as has ever lived, to hosting Celebrity Suck-Up, the most vainglorious reality show ever conceived. As burned-out documentarian Michael Moore prepares a Trump-centric episode of his new show 1,001 Reasons to Hate America, he stumbles on an underground organization that maintains the balance of power between the dark forces that control all governments on Earth, learning of a conspiracy older than civilization itself. When Trump announces his intent to be a contestant on America's Next Top President, Michael Moore must join forces with conspiracy theorists, Lizard People, and even Republicans in a race to discover the truth about Trump's grotesque new hairstyle and save the American people from a dystopian fate.