The Pirate Life
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Cap 'n Slappy and 'Ol Chumbucket are funny, funny men. The Green Man Review
Ahoy there, scallywags and sea wenches! Prepare to have your timbers thoroughly shivered. The two guys who accidentally invented International Talk Like a Pirate Day, experts in areas of pirate lore, pirate philosophy, and pirate fashion sense, here present a hilarious guidebook guaranteed to have landlubbers swashing their buckles in no time!
- Shoot up the corporate ladder with your newfound pirate panache.
- Discover how pirate-hood provides a solid platform for power and political gain.
- Dive right in to the dangers and delights of dating pirate style.
- Raise a family and see how pirate tactics will keep your lil swabbies in line.
- Learn how to write your own pirate romance novel. Really, how can you beat that?
Packed with hundreds of tips and tricks, The Pirate Life is the quintessential life and career manual for buccaneers everywhere!
"By applying the principles in this book, I've enjoyed a 78% increase in my income from plunder." --Dave Barry
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